The Lady Beard

Promptly went to sleep having just watched this promo for FX’s Wilfred (a “remake” of an Australian comedy with the same name and the same guy playing Wilfred), and had a dream that I had a squirrel who could talk only to me. He lived on my boob and we kissed on the lips in public. I lost him at church when he ran into a hole with a wombat. I was really sad when I woke up.