Let me start out by saying that I appreciate everything you’ve done for me over the past few years. All the times that I’ve saved a lot of money by paying half what I would normally for something, which in all honesty, is probably the actual price of the product or service.
But lately, you’ve been making me sad.
Yes, I do want to go on a Caribbean vacation for two, but what would be my other half? Yes, I do want to ride down the Ocoee with another person, but would they accept a kayak for one? Yes, I do want ride on a horse in the middle of a field and hold hands with another person on our respective horses, but what if there isn’t another person to hold hands with?
I want to do things, Groupon, but I have to do them in a group of one.
Therefore, I’m unsubscribing from you, Groupon. I’ve decided that having a hole in my bank account is better than having a hole in my heart. I wish you well, and I hope your company doesn’t fold (just in case I actually do fall in love one day).